Message to Schoolchildren

I have been going to school for approximately 100 years now.  I began this century of schooling by earning A’s because I was great and didn’t need to study or work hard.  I transitioned into not being able to do that, but the problem was I never learned how to properly study, take tests, or do anything at all.

The moral of the story for all of you still in school is:

  • Go to class
  • Listen and take notes that make sense
  • Read the material sooner than later
  • Do your homework before 10 hours before its due
  • Repeat what you learn however you can- to a friend, to your bunny, or simply by reading it again
  • Don’t suck

The end.

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